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DAILY BREAD
ON A COLD AND SNOWY MORNING
WHEN YOU’RE WARM AND TOASTY IN BED
SPARE A THOUGHT FOR BERT AND HIS DOG
AND GIVE THANKS FOR YOUR DAILY BREAD
Animation by @bogdanduns_art
My Master picked poppies from the garden
To lay at the foot of the cross In remembrance of the soldiers
Whose lives were sadly lost
As we neared the memorial
He couldn’t believe what he saw
It was his brother Jack who never came back
He was killed in the First World War
They held each other very tight
Like they did when they said their goodbyes
And here they were together again
Tears of joy fell from their eyes
THE REUNION
THE JOYFUL GARDENER
HIS BEST FRIEND IS ASLEEP IN THE BARROW
ON THE RAKE A ROBIN SINGS
THE OLD MAN THANKS GOD FOR HIS LIFE HIS DOG
AND THE JOY THAT THE GARDEN BRINGS
The Repairs
Ever changing skies, clouds roll by
In the distance the seagulls call
The old man’s painting his beach hut
In his favourite Farrow and Ball
Eggs and Jam
My Master’s very organised
He likes to have a plan
First he collected the chicken eggs
Then he made some jam
Next he fed the animals
That live here on the farm
He’s getting Derek the donkey some water
Then he’ll stack the hay in the barn
THE EMPTY TOMB
We were weeding in the onion patch
When Christ came out of the shed
“Three days are up so here I am
risen just like I said”
Later that day they saw Mary
She cried when she looked in the door
All she could see was an angel or two
The Lord wasn’t there anymore
Jesus said “Why are you weeping
Can you not see who I am
I’m not Monty Don the gardener
It’s me the Son of Man
THE GARDEN SHED
We remembered what he had told us
In three days he would rise from the dead
So we carried him home laid him to rest
By the veg in the garden shed
THE DESCENT FROM THE CROSS
Later on that evening
Still saddened by our loss
The two of us came up the hill
To remove him from the cross
My Master held him in his arms
He held him very tight
Look what they’ve done to God’s own son
It’s such a sorry sight
THE CRUCIFIXION
I’m trying to comfort my Master
He really is so sad
Today they crucified Jesus
The best friend we’ve ever had
What will we do now he has gone
It’s really hard to say
They know not what they’ve done to him
The world has changed today
THE CROWN OF THORNS
Look what they’ve done to Jesus
Broken hearted so forlorn
The King of the Jews bows his head
That’s been crowned with a ring of thorns
All he done was the will of God
His love he came to spread
Oh why oh why do they want him to die
For our sins Christs blood was shed
THE LAST SUPPER
Tonight we are having our supper
This will be our last
A sadness fills the evening air
His time here soon to pass
He poured some wine
Broke some bread
I hope it’s gluten free
Drink and eat Christ said to us
By this you’ll remember me
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Morning Prayers
Our Father who art in heaven
While my Master’s saying grace
I’d like to thank you for letting us stay and showing us around the place
I really liked it in Heaven
I’m looking forward to coming back
I promise not to chew any slippers
And I won’t chase next doors cat
Amen
THE END
Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to look and comment on these paintings, I am very humbled
God Bless
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Another Day
For my Master and I it’s another day
For some it may be their last
So we don’t fret about tomorrow
Nor fret about the past
We live each moment as it comes
No time to make a fuss
There’s always someone somewhere
Who’s much worse off than us
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
The Dream
I’ve just woken up with a bit of a start
Things aren’t quite what they seem
I thought we were dead but I’m in bed with Ted
It must have all been a dream
But now I know where I want to go
When we take our last God-given breath
To go and live with Jesus
Where there’s victory over death
So to all I say to God you must pray
Live righteous, turn away from sin
For narrow is the path to heaven
Faith in Christ is the only way in
He was sent from above to show us all love
Crucified and died on the cross
Then he wiggled his toes on the third day he rose
So he can save his sheep that are lost
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Wellington Boots
Jesus gave us some wellington boots
A hat, a coat, a scarf
He said “There’s always work you do
As the seasons pass
Wintertime is nearly here
The North winds starting to blow
So I wonder if you could lend a hand
Shovelling some snow”
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Day of Rest
I lay here and pray thank God for this day
For my Master and I are blessed
Feeling the love of Jesus
On this day of rest
Lazing in our hammocks
Listening to the honey bees
My little heart glows
As the sun warms my nose
Beneath the blossom trees
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Hound Dog
We’ve been invited out for supper
To have some wine and bread
I’m feeling a little bit concerned
That it’s gone to my Master’s head
Jesus and the apostles started to cheer him on
Now he’s up on the karaoke about to do a song
He’s going to put his hip out the way he’s shaking his pelvis
He’s singing about a hound dog
I’m sure he thinks he’s Elvis
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Bread of Life
It’s time to harvest the fields of wheat
So we’re working down on the farm
Gathering up the bales of straw
Then taking them to the barn
Some grain has gone to the baker
Some to the farmer’s wife
They’ll make bread of heaven
Where Jesus is the bread of life
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Rain Makers
We are making some weather with Jesus
Pouring down some rain
The farmers need it on the soil
To help them grow some grain
Once these clouds have passed over
This shower will be done
We’ll put away our watering cans
And let God torn on the sun
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
God’s Garden
It’s peaceful in God’s garden
In amongst the veg
Helping out the angels
Tending to the beds
Good seeds were sown that’s why they’ve grown
Putting down good strong roots
Jesus told my Master once
“Ye shall know them by their fruits”
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
The Story of Life
We are listening to Jesus tell a story
Up here on top of the hill
He’s talking to some children
Who sadly had been very ill
“ I know it may seem so unfair that your lives have been cut short
So I’ve gathered you together today to share with you some thoughts
Life on Earth can be over in just the blink of an eye
The one thing guaranteed down there is everyone will die
But up here you shall live forever and we will look after you
You won’t have to do any homework, you won’t catch colds or flu
Here you will always be happy for this place is full of love
No breakers of laws, no more wars, it’s filled with the peace of white doves
Now we are all one big happy family and for those below we shall pray
Because some of them will be joining us
Tomorrow or maybe today.”
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Afternoon Walk
We went out for our afternoon walk
Down a country lane
There was a pretty cottage along the way
I’m sure I recognised the name
A litttle old lady passed us by
I couldn’t believe what I’d seen
That was her from Barkingham Palace
Elizabeth the Queen
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Doggie Daycare
I’m having a really lovely day
Catching up with some of my mates
They have new homes where they are free to roam
No fences leads or gates
Once man’s best friends there walks came to an end
To heaven they were lifted up
There’s a little place there called Doggie Daycare
Where they look after the orphaned pups
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A Little Girl
We met a little girl today
She told us she was seven
Last year she wasn’t very well
So Jesus carried her up to Heaven
She said she’s very happy here now
Her pain has gone away
The sun is always shining
And the angels come out to play
She watches over her family
She doesn’t want them to worry
Because she’ll be waiting up here for them
But there isn’t any hurry
She wants them to carry on with life
She doesn’t want them to be sad
Jesus told her he’s saved a place for
Brothers and sisters, mums and dads
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Daily Bread
We’re down at Joseph and Mary’s shop
Getting our groceries for the week
It’s my idea of heaven
So many goodies to eat
I’d love a bit of cheddar cheese
But my Master said it’s not good for my heart
And just to make sure I don’t nibble on things
I have to sit in the cart
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Noah
We went for an early morning stroll
Up out of bed with the lark
Whilst we were down by the river
We met Noah on his ark
An upright gentle godly man
Very very wise
He told us about the animals he saved
When the rain fell from the skies
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Night Shift
We are busy on the night shift
Making sure the stars are clean
Dusting them off, next it’s a wash
Then a polish with Mr Sheen
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Choir Practice
Tonight we came to choir practice
To hear the angels sing
It’s hard to explain just how I felt
The joy and peace within
My Master got quite emotional
I think he even cried
So I let him know I’m always here
Forever by his side
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Christ Cream
We’re in the Christ Cream van
Giving the children some treats
They came up here to Heaven last week
They didn’t have any water nor food to eat
Here they shall have plenty
Never to be hungry again
Saved from a place that allows this disgrace
It is such a crying shame
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
The Sunflowers
We saw an artist at his easel
He said he was Van Gogh
I think he was the Dutch one
That cut his left ear off
I heard him tell my Master
The day God let him in
An angel appeared beside his bed
And gave it back to him
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Jesus’s Donkey
In the corner of a meadow
Wildflowers growing free
Stood a little donkey
Underneath a tree
“This donkey belongs to Jesus
It’s written on the sign
He rode it into Jerusalem
Palm Sunday Easter time”
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
The Reunion
My Master picked poppies from the garden
To lay at the foot of the cross
In remembrance of the soldiers
Whose lives were sadly lost
As we neared the memorial
He couldn’t believe what he saw
It was his brother Jack
Who never came back
He was killed in the First World War
They held each other very tight
Like they did when they said their goodbyes
And here they were together again
Tears of joy fell from their eyes
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Paradise
We have a beautiful garden
The flowers are very nice
My Master says “It’s heaven here
This is paradise”
There’s a very friendly angel
Who often comes to call
She likes to have a chat with us
While she sits upon the wall
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Keys to the Kingdom
Jesus was very kind to us
He gave us the keys to our house
Then he told my Master to say a prayer
If he needed anything else
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
Knock and it shall be opened
You followed me for many years
Stayed away from sin
Took up your cross, had faith in me
That’s why we’ve let you in
So welcome to our heavenly realm
To paradise with God
Your friend can stay as he didn’t stray
He’s been a very good dog
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Welcome Home
We walked up the drive feeling so alive
At peace, no reason to feel sad
Waiting for their son to come home
We’re my Master’s mum and dad
“Just to hold you in our arms again
So many years have passed
But here we are together once more
For eternity it shall last”
THE GARDENER WHO WENT TO HEAVEN
God’s House
I think it must be bin day
There’s a lot of recycling about
I wonder if the Apostles
Take turns in putting them out
My Master pushed the bell on the wall
A voice said “Could you wait
I’m sending my chap Peter
To open up the gates.”
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Judgement Day
Here we are on judgement day
Standing before the Lord
He’s checking in the Book of life
Then we’re off through one of those doors
I’m feeling very nervous
I think I saw him frown
Let us pray that we’re going up
And he doesn’t send us down
I chewed my Master’s slipper once
I’ve chased our neighbours cat
I can only hope he was busy that day
And never saw any of that
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HEADING HOME
Step by step he made his way
Up into the clouds
Then I heard my Master’s voice
He called my name aloud
Come on old friend, come follow me
You can’t stay there alone
We’ve spent our lives together
And now we’re going home
(Did you really think I’d leave the dog behind🙏)
The Gardener Went to Heaven
The hands had stopped on the old church clock
At twenty five minutes past eleven
A staircase arose from the vegetable patch
My Master was called up to Heaven
I sat and watched him slowly ascend
Heading up into the sky
I thought about the times we’d had
Those days now passed us by
My tail would never wag again
I whimpered and I whined
Don’t leave me down here all alone
I don’t want to be left behind
A Hard Days Work
From a nook in a tree in the churchyard
A wise old owl took flight
A days work now done, gone is the sun
The moon is shining bright
My Master’s resting in the barrow
He’s nodded off to sleep
I’ll say a little prayer for him
That the Lord his soul shall keep
At the end of the day
As the end of the day
Comes quietly to an end
In the garden two best friends
The scent of sweet peas fills the air
The old man said his evening prayer
THE LONG WAIT
I keep on trying to go to sleep
I close my eyes up tight
And then they open up again
Because Santa’s coming tonight
A HUGE THANK YOU
To everyone who has taken the time to view my work and for the wonderful comments, it really is appreciated.
May your Christmas be a Peaceful one.
God Bless
ANOTHER YEAR PASSED
The donkey’s cosy in the stable
Supper’s waiting on the table
Nearing the end of another year
Gone the loved ones we hold so dear
Still I miss my mum and dad
Not in a way that makes me sad
But it’s times like this I reminisce
Thinking back to my childhood bliss
Evenings around the radio
Listening to our favourite show
Hanging on the Christmas tree
A chocolate reindeer just for me
Snakes and ladders games were played
In the garden snowmen made
Life was oh so simple then
We read real books and wrote with pens
But time disappears like melting snow
Seasons come, seasons go
Memories still they linger on
Of loved ones dear that now are gone
WE 3 PIGS
It’s cold this morning down on the farm
The animals still need to be fed
The barrow rides fun but as soon as we’re done
I’ll be straight back in my bed